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Sad minion hug12/12/2023 ![]() ![]() Rather, from a really early age he learned the importance of being part of a team and not alone.Īnd he learned the concept of "found family" early on in life too. So for example, Gru wasn't just a narcissistic supervillain who randomly fell in love with 3 orphans. But I thought this added some depth / believability to the first Despicable Me for example (which me and my daughter watched last weekend), and some of the choices Gru makes there. That annoying moment when you are texting someone and auto correct decides to join the conversation.I do prefer the family cuteness of Gru and his kids in the Despicable Me series. I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left.” Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.” Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” Technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece.” My maturity level depends on who I’m with.” ![]() There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!” The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. It’s been a rough week but on a positive note… I didn’t need any bail money and didn’t have to hide any bodies.” If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” The floor looked sad, so I thought it needed a hug!” Just once in my life, I’d actually like to see a liar’s pants catch on fire.” It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth…” I will stop taking my pills, and nobody wants that-do they?” I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve, but when I’m done. ![]() I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding.” I don’t know what this cow is going through but I can relate.” My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it.” Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, Cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!” Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember don’t sing” Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.” Don’t mind me, I’m just returning your nose. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!” Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.” If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably mom.” Did you know #Diet” stands for: Did I eat that?” My kids’ faces when I ask them if they did their chores” Some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!” Love is… not having to hold your farts in anymore” If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?” There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.” Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free… and three sizes smaller?” Decisions will be made using the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue. I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.” I’m not fat, god gave me airbags cause I’m precious.” Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.” My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity… I said nope, we all seem to enjoy it!!” ![]()
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